Monthly Archives: July 2015

The rain’ll do that to you.

I am Erling Hornslien, former Army Chief of Staff of Denmark. I am presently trying to cool off in London, for just a short while.

How long is that?

However l promise to procure those documents within two days working hours.

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I have a dinner at 11:20 pm and at this time I have time to eat a break,

Stitched up like a bookkipper.

I live together with my mum, her name is Tanya.
She is 55 years old, she is works in the school as bookkipper.

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Walking through walls.

Obviously all the persons you assigned to process your transfer have proved to be incompetent. Simply put it that they have given room to some management of the Bank to try and smuggle your through a non-existent back door.

Feeling hot hot hot!

I am at your service and demand that you respond immediately.
My heat Sincerely yours.

A human body sandwich!?

Another snippet from last night’s “Robert Carbuccia” call.  This time he starts talking about sandwiches made from human bodies for some strange reason.

      soylentsandwich

Maybe it was my brother.

Slappy and I called our favourite stupid scammer, “Robert Carbuccia” last night and Slappy used his “Victor Frankenstein” voice.  Now, remember that he would call the scammer up on a constant basis using this voice, offering to buy his brain off him and replace it with one from a goat.  The scammer recognised his voice, but was stupid enough to believe Slappy’s reason why his voice sounded familiar.  Check this out…

      brothers

And twice as entertaining.

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