Monthly Archives: June 2013

Poke her in the eye.

black eyes very sparklingly that you may wish to touch if you want?

First impressions last.

I am seeking for a relationship based on trust, faith,honesty and respect.

Photo was of a woman inserting a sex toy into her anus.  Very respectful.

Friday Night Funtime With Stupid Scammers

Friday night, no date, bad movies on TV..so we call scammers instead.

NAME: Mr. William Jason
TEL: +601123213237
EMAIL ADDRESS: drwilliamsjason@gmail.com
Malaysian compensation scam.

Victim’s payment disappeared! Where is Mr. Gomer?
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The next lad was a Nigerian named Kenneth Uche that we found in our inbox.   +2348129579724

Big Al’s pissed about his late laundry!  Big Al had places to go!
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MEGA MILLIONS INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY INC.
MOBILE AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER : UNITED KINGDOM
THE MEGA MILLIONS INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGEMENT
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRICE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
REF N : Ref: UK/MG-6491377
BATCH NO B :7056490900/188.

ATTN:

This is to officially inform you that your application form has been approved for payment,We have forwarded your winning file and payment approval documents to our paying bank in Thailand where your balloting numbers fall for payment. Please contact the Legend Finance bank via e-mail for the transfer of your won prize fund to you. Remember to quote your approval number when you contact the bank for easy reference.

Your payment approval numbers is : MM-UKLO/1PZ9. Your prize funds is a short term deposit with our paying bank the Legend Finance Bank , Please contact the bank immediately for your payment before the last date. Attached to this email is a copy of the Mega Millions payment Guarantee certificate and Mega Millions certificate of achievement issued for your payment . Please contact the Legend finance bank in Thailand for your payment.

Legend Finance Bank Informations:
General Manager :Mr. Surim Thichia
Bank Contact Email: legendfinancedept@hotmail.com
Tel: +66806467626

For further information’s please email us for more advice.

Best Regards
Mr.Eric Gibson
Mega Millions Lottery Office United Kingdom

Mr. Surim Thichia Loves Lucky Lottery Winners But Hates The FBI
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds butts heads with the Thai lottery manager.
Guess who picked up the money again?
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How does that work then?

I love active type of rest.

A friendly fuck.

Am a knd hearted lay…..

Talk about laying your cards on the table.

My Perfect First Date
I WANT KID IN MY FIRST DATE

Well, that’s one way of putting it I guess.

i want a real man to chat with not a man who will enter me and leave me alone..

Robert Carbuccia introduces us to his new character – David Aguilar.

U.S CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION
HARRISBURG INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT (MDT) PENNSYLVANIA UNITED STATES
ACTING COMMISSIONER DAVID V. AGUILAR.

ATTENTION SIR. TODAY DATE 29/6/2013.

BEAR IN MIND THAT MY OFFICE DEPARTMENT IN CUSTOM HAVE WAITED FOR YOUR CONCERN FOR A VERY LONG PERIOD BASE ON THE WAY CUSTOM WORKS REGARDING TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON THE PROFIT SIDE ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE UNLESS IT IS REGARDLES TO YOU AS INVALID, KINDLY ADVICE EITHER YOU TO LOST YOUR PACKAGE OR NOT THIS IS QUESTION. BECAUSE WHAT IS HOLDING US NOW IS YOUR LAST DOCUMENT FROM KELVIN SMITH AND ROBERT CARBUCCIA OF FEDEX OFFICIALS.

I DON’T BLAME YOU FOR SOUNDING SO DISAPPOINTED AND BEEN ANGRY IS NOT THE SOLUTION FOR IT RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE IF I DON’T REASON WITH YOU LIKE FELLOW AMERICAN YOU WILL BE QUESTIONED BY THE HOMELAND SECURITY OR INTERPOL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD BE MORE GRATEFUL THAT WE DO NOT CARRY THE DELIVERY TODAY.

WE HAVE CHECK YOUR DELIVERY FILE BUT WE CANNOT FIND OUT YOUR ANTI- OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE WE ONLY FIND DRUG CLEARANCE. AND TERRORIST CERTIFICATE WHILE CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP TO BE OBTAINED FROM THE COUNTRY ORIGIN OF THIS FUNDS FROM KELVIN SMITH AND ROBERT CARBUCCIA OF FEDEX NEW YORK , THIS WAS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SINCE LAST WEEK TILL NOW. I GOT SO MANY MISS CALL FROM HEADQUARTER ABOUT RELEASE OF YOUR ATM CARD, I WAS BUSY=THINKING YOU WILL ARRIVE AND WITNESS CARGO THAT WE CONFIRM SOME CONTENT THAT WE TRACED TO BE WITH YOUR LUGGAGE.

RIGHT NOW WE NEED URGENT THE OWNERSHIP CLEARANCE AS WE HAVE YOUR DRUG CLEARANCE ACT. WE HAVE SO MANY CERTIFICATE ON YOUR NAME WITHOUT THIS CLEARANCE AND YOU KNOW THAT AFTER 9/11 TERRORIST ATTACK TO UNITED STATE OF AMERICA THAT THIS CONSTITUTION HAS BEEN ADDED TO USA MONETARY REGULATION IN LINE WITH INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS WORLD WIDE.

YOU ARE VERY LUCKY WE DID NOT CARRY OUT THE DELIVERY LIKE I SAID. YOU WILL NEED TO GET THIS CLEARANCE FOR 2013, IF YOU HAVE IT ALREADY YOU HAVE TO SEND THE COPIES TO ME SO THAT THE DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM CARD WILL TAKE PLACE THIS AFTERNOON, IF YOU HAVE OLD ONE YOU WILL NEED TO RE-VALIDATE IT FOR 2013.

WE ADVISE YOU TREAT THIS VERY URGENT AND CONTACT ROBERT CARBUCCIA OF FEDEX NEW YORK FOR THE LAST CERTIFICATE OF 2013 REGISTRATION.

THIS IS ROBERT CARBUCCIA OFFICIAL CONTACT.
EMAIL: fedeexdelivery_123@live.co.uk
PHONE: + 1-718-713-2152.

JUST SEND THE MONEY IN WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM.

SEE THE NAME TO SEND THE LAST FEE $100 DOLLARS THIS MOMENT AND TAKE YOUR ATM CARD THE FOLLOWING DAY.
NAME : NNAKEE JOHN.
COUNTRY : NIGERIA.
AMOUNT : $100 DOLLARS.
CITY : LAGOS.
TEST QUESTION : ATM.
TEST ANSWER : CARD .
THEN YOU CALL FOR THE MTCNON PHONE . DON’T SEND MTCN IN EMAIL AGAIN TO AVOID THOS HOODLUMS NOT TO TAMPER THE MONEY IN WESTERN UNION.

LET ME ADVISE YOU AGAIN THAT YOU HAVE ALSO TO CONTACT KELVIN SMITH OF FEDEX IN WEST AFRICA WHOM WAS TRANSFRRED FROM EUROPE TO WEST AFRICA TO ISSUE YOUR CERTIFICATE.

THIS IS KELVIN SMITH CONTACT.
EMAIL: fedeexwestafrica@fedeex.cu.cc
PHONE: 234-803-482-6233.

BEST REGARDS
DAVID V. AGUILAR
U.S CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION.

I Will Lay You Down!

A job scammer finds out that his “victim” sent the scammer’s 90% cut of the fake check that he sent to the “victim” to someone else, another scammer.  Boy, did the scammer get pissed! 😀  The “victim” of course was a baiter, and tore up the fake check.

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Nice “dolla chop!” 😀

The Western Union Test Question And Answer Is…

We gave Kelvin Smith a warm-up call.

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Kelvin thought we were someone else, and was frantic about getting the Western Union test question and answer so he could collect his money.  TheDane came up with a good one.  Something tells me he is just too stupid to get it. 😀

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That’s the way it should be.  The scammers can’t tell either. 😀

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