This joke writes itself.

Quick background.  Slaphappy loves to call up any scammer that uses the last name Mensah and accuse them of being gay.  One scammer with the last name Mensah claimed to run a gay orphanage.  So on with the email I received today.

From: mensah <>

Banker by profession, $7.5 million, yadda yadda yadda.  You know the story by now.

George Menshag
Audits & Accounts Manager